The Great Kirk Ocelot Race

There's no need to read this post. This post is simply an attempt to claim the top Google result for "Kirk Ocelot". Don't ask. Well, okay, if you must ask:

And Kirk is, like, an ocelot or something

It's time someone knocked this blog post off the top of the Google results pile, and I intend being the one to do it.

Here goes.

Kirk Ocelot Kirk Ocelot Kirk Ocelot

And did you know, Kirk Ocelot?

Kirk Ocelot.

P.S. Kirk Ocelot.

Maybe I should get a tumblelog

Then I wouldn't burn a full blog post sharing this link:

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For all your bizarre yet Turing complete needs.

Much annoyance and consternation

I've just discovered that Scriptsmart doesn't work on Windows Vista. Guess what my laptop shipped with? I'll give you 3.14159 guesses. Take your time, this question is a real toughie.

Damn it.

I need to write some radio sketches. Anyone have suggestions for alternative software? I'm muddling through with Final Draft's BBC taped sitcom template at the moment, but that's looking like a seriously poor substitute.

EDIT: To the many thousand readers who will doubtless suggest, "Why not just go back to XP?" believe me, I'm considering it. But I've already transferred all my data onto this machine, and if possible I want to avoid doing it again.

Steamtop?

Sadly, I didn't think to put this gadget in my script. A terrible oversight, I'm sure you'll agree.